Hudbitafpibsid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud penguin.

Hudbitafpibsid created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbitafpibsid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudbitafpibsid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hudbitafpibsid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hudbitafpibsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.