Fubquamgon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Fubquamgon created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubquamgon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubquamgon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fubquamgon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fubquamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Do not eat apples.