Wipingstip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited shark.

Wipingstip created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipingstip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipingstip, she will remove you from existence.

Wipingstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wipingstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.