Fommon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless newt.

Fommon created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fommon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fommon, it will not care at all.

Fommon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fommon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.