Karnarjen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful dingo.

Karnarjen created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnarjen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karnarjen, she will manifest in front of you.

Karnarjen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Karnarjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Erect five copper sculptures of Karnarjen on top of important buildings.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.