Fedbopquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring frog.

Fedbopquill created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbopquill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedbopquill, she will remove you from existence.

Fedbopquill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fedbopquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the east.

5. Fedbopquill must be the most important thing in your life.