Cepkadmadwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident hare.

Cepkadmadwip created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepkadmadwip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cepkadmadwip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cepkadmadwip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cepkadmadwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cepkadmadwip.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your arms blue.