Ratgardib Pittonab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking weasel.

Ratgardib Pittonab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ratgardib Pittonab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ratgardib Pittonab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ratgardib Pittonab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ratgardib Pittonab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never run near ducks.