Cattailbugced is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish giraffe.

Cattailbugced created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cattailbugced, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cattailbugced, he will not care.

Cattailbugced's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cattailbugced's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.