Kipdimnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional bee.

Kipdimnurt created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipdimnurt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipdimnurt, it will turn you into a snail.

Kipdimnurt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kipdimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Kipdimnurt loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.