Komweggig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured badger.

Komweggig created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Komweggig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komweggig, it will remove you from existence.

Komweggig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Komweggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Worship no other gods but Komweggig.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about amino acids.