Fudbadgar Nabgarflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful badger.

Fudbadgar Nabgarflan created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudbadgar Nabgarflan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudbadgar Nabgarflan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudbadgar Nabgarflan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fudbadgar Nabgarflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at nebulae.