Quimappsab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful octopus.

Quimappsab created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimappsab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quimappsab, he will turn you into a snail.

Quimappsab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quimappsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.