Quamfobyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking dragon.

Quamfobyat created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamfobyat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quamfobyat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quamfobyat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quamfobyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about nebulae.