Pondagdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing butterfly.

Pondagdan created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondagdan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pondagdan, it will curse you with boils.

Pondagdan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pondagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Pondagdan loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always wear red.

5. You must never eat limes.