Cepwigtif is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil crow.

Cepwigtif created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepwigtif, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepwigtif, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cepwigtif's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cepwigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. You must love Cepwigtif.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not sing in public.