Gildibhud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving porpoise.

Gildibhud created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gildibhud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gildibhud, it will turn you into a snail.

Gildibhud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gildibhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about asteroids.