Mipvilboss Lapfebged is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Mipvilboss Lapfebged created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipvilboss Lapfebged, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipvilboss Lapfebged, she will turn you into a duck.

Mipvilboss Lapfebged's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mipvilboss Lapfebged's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.