Dussmummad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous dragon.

Dussmummad created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussmummad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussmummad, she will turn you into a duck.

Dussmummad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dussmummad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Dussmummad loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.