Bumsanget is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful tapir.

Bumsanget created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsanget, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumsanget, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bumsanget's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bumsanget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.