Hugfatcit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient mink.

Hugfatcit created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfatcit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugfatcit, it will turn you into a frog.

Hugfatcit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hugfatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Hugfatcit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the east.

5. Never hurt dolphins.