Liblistzog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable chicken.

Liblistzog created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liblistzog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Liblistzog, she will come to you in dreams.

Liblistzog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Liblistzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Liblistzog loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if five birds approach from the north.

5. Do not bounce in public.