Larnripfod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous sheep.

Larnripfod created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnripfod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnripfod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Larnripfod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Larnripfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Larnripfod on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Larnripfod's priests.