Xuckyatjig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent shrew.

Xuckyatjig created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyatjig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xuckyatjig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xuckyatjig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xuckyatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.