Wadmillag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented goat.

Wadmillag created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wadmillag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadmillag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wadmillag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wadmillag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.