Kangatdun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful fox.

Kangatdun created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kangatdun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kangatdun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kangatdun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kangatdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never talk about geese.