Dinontgonqueegdim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever duck.

Dinontgonqueegdim created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinontgonqueegdim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinontgonqueegdim, he will not care.

Dinontgonqueegdim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dinontgonqueegdim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always take life seriously.