Flanquatbus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless toad.

Flanquatbus created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanquatbus, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flanquatbus, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flanquatbus' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flanquatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.