Fligceping is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive dugong.

Fligceping created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Fligceping, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligceping, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fligceping's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fligceping's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligceping.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.