Tunfed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong hippopotamus.

Tunfed created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunfed, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tunfed's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tunfed loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not eat peanuts.