Higbogvon Dadham is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable cow.

Higbogvon Dadham created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higbogvon Dadham, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higbogvon Dadham, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higbogvon Dadham's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Higbogvon Dadham's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Higbogvon Dadham must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Fast once a month.