Getrullbif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Getrullbif created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Getrullbif, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getrullbif, it will manifest in front of you.

Getrullbif's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Getrullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never eat green fruit.