Gidsisfud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent fly.

Gidsisfud created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsisfud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidsisfud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gidsisfud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gidsisfud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Hide if three goats approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not hurt swans.