Cumfaghab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet otter.

Cumfaghab created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfaghab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cumfaghab, he will curse you with boils.

Cumfaghab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cumfaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never look in ponds.