Godwanzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient newt.

Godwanzak created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godwanzak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Godwanzak, she will think nothing of it.

Godwanzak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godwanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Godwanzak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Godwanzak on top of important buildings.