Yikgodlip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Yikgodlip created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikgodlip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikgodlip, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikgodlip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yikgodlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Put Yikgodlip first in all things.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Pray towards the south.