Artbesstetti is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm warg.

Artbesstetti created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Artbesstetti, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Artbesstetti, she will turn you into a goat.

Artbesstetti's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Artbesstetti's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Artbesstetti.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.