Cetbastcit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent alligator.

Cetbastcit created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbastcit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cetbastcit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cetbastcit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cetbastcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet gray.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Always stare at clouds.