Millagjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful mouse.

Millagjarn created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Millagjarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Millagjarn, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Millagjarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Millagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear shirts.