Jigparkfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing jackal.

Jigparkfarn created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigparkfarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigparkfarn, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jigparkfarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jigparkfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always obey Jigparkfarn's priests.