Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ligbesshon Rawmaddissom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if five moths approach from the south.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing fawn shorts.