Passadbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate hummingbird.

Passadbod created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Passadbod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Passadbod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Passadbod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Passadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always wear black.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.