Megnadnegbab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid mink.

Megnadnegbab created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnadnegbab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megnadnegbab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Megnadnegbab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Megnadnegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if six sharks approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Megnadnegbab eight times a day.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.