Gadsakbun Fastonyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy butterfly.

Gadsakbun Fastonyak created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsakbun Fastonyak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadsakbun Fastonyak, she will not care at all.

Gadsakbun Fastonyak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gadsakbun Fastonyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Gadsakbun Fastonyak.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not hurt doves.