Mabjatflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair wren.

Mabjatflis created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabjatflis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabjatflis, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabjatflis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mabjatflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Hide if four horses approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Always take life seriously.