Budyakyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring lizard.

Budyakyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budyakyatt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budyakyatt, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budyakyatt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Budyakyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Put Budyakyatt first in all things.

4. Never sit near gulls.

5. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.