Fenhapnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous goat.

Fenhapnak created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhapnak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenhapnak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fenhapnak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fenhapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Fenhapnak first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.