Cissrowpib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing gorilla.

Cissrowpib created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissrowpib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cissrowpib, it will turn you into a tree.

Cissrowpib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cissrowpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never laugh near tapirs.