Cidontbem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair raven.

Cidontbem created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidontbem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidontbem, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cidontbem's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cidontbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never jump near sheep.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidontbem.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.