Ragtingof is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet raven.

Ragtingof created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtingof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragtingof, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ragtingof's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ragtingof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.